How Do You Be More Like Uncle Jesse?
Jesse Katsopolis is a hero of many young Americans, especially those of Greek descent. If you want to be more like him, consider the following advice. As a first step, at some point in the near future you should change your last name without explanation. This will be mysterious and make you more like Uncle Jesse who went from Jesse Cochran to Jesse Katsopolis without warning. Your hair will have to be awesome, and for this you should buy and heavily use many hair products and consider going to a barber named Alejandro. You should buy many musical instruments, but only gain a modicum of skill playing any one of them. When you sing you should lean back into the microphone or one of your bandmates. You will have to befriend the Beach Boys and then steal their songs as your own and worship Elvis even though he was probably dead before you were born. As for where to store your instruments you should procure housing by mooching off an in-law. Set up a guise of helping raise kids. Also, get r
