How Do You Be A Valley Girl?
Typically the ditzy blonde, valley girls are at least lots of fun. Become a valley girl yourself! • Have lots of money. Whether it’s from your family, yourself, or any place else. Just make sure you have lots to spend. Like it totally doesn’t matter as long as you have a hundred kabillion dollars! • Make sure you have good skin and a fit body. For a valley girl, tan is the only type of skin that works. <- Like omg she is so right. And you better like totally be in-shape because your boyfriend will totally dump you if you're over like 100 pounds! Omg I totally met this fat girl that was like 103 pounds, she was so like fat! • Always look "pretty." Wear as much makeup as you think is reasonable - never leave the house without makeup. You are totally like so not ready to go outside for ANYTHING without at least like 3 pounds of make up on! Duh! • Buy expensive clothes, shoes, handbags and jewelry such as Juicy Couture shorts, Chanel jackets, True Religion and Seven jeans. Buy anything you
