How Do You Be A Horrible Mother-In-Law Or Father-In-Law?
There’s an art to being a horrible in-law. If you’re interested in the “how-to” of this delightful endeavor, read on. Decide now that no one is good enough for your son or daughter…and that you are never going to like whoever they bring home and/or into your family circle — and follow up! Be as rude to the new in-law as you can, and pointedly snub him or her. Try to make a fool of the male in-law as many times as you can, and try for a personal best in the number of times you can make a female in-law cry. Be mercurial. If your son or daughter gets married, take absolutely no interest in the wedding plans or loudly trash every plan. If you go to the wedding (note the “if”), make it clear to everyone that you don’t want to be there and that you dislike the bride or groom intensely. Of course, make your presence known by wearing something totally inappropriate and out of line with the rest of the wedding party. Black is great, and a good look for you, particularly if the rest of the we
