How Do You Be A Creepy Person?
• Get creepy clothes. These can include many layers of tattered clothing, random bright clothes (such as Hawaiian shorts with an argyle sweater and a rainbow parasol), or dark, extreme Gothic clothing, maybe a meat dress! Wearing a lot of overdone makeup can also add to the effect. • Listen to off-beat music. This is to say, listen to dark scream for one song, and the next will be obnoxious disco, and the next Britney Spears and maybe even lady gaga. Weird combinations work best. • Get a stuffed animal, like a cat, or a doll and carry it everywhere you go and refer to it as your “best friend” and pet it and say things like, Good Bessie, Good Girl, as well as telling people not to stare at him/her because it is shy. Name it. If it is a doll, give it a name like Paws or Spot. If it is an animal, give it a mundane or random human name like Herbert or Tina. • Carry around a toy gun and name it. Talk about it like it is a human/companion of yours. • Talk in a creepy accent. Combine many dif
