How Do You Annoy People In A Store?
In my many years working in the retail industry, I have run across some annoying people. It seems there are some people who genuinely enjoy being that bothersome shopper. While there are many ways to annoy people in a store, this article will teach you some of the most effective techniques. These are some simple and amusing things you can do to be that one person who ruins the shopping experience for the rest of us. Use words or phrases that are considered inappropriate for public situations. Do it in a loud voice. You will know you have annoyed your fellow shoppers when they give you dirty looks or directly ask you to stop. Use a cell phone to put an up-to-date spin on the inappropriate language you cultivated in Step 1. If you speak loudly enough into your phone, you can pretty much make anything you say annoying, but using inappropriate language and then physically describing the shopper whose attention you have gained works even better. Approach another shopper and begin a conversa
