How Do You Amuse Yourself With Vista Speech Recognition?
• If you haven’t already set up speech recognition, do so now. Go through the tutorial and then continue to step 2. • Say: “Start listening. Open Notepad. Maximize that.” If it doesn’t understand you, don’t waste time repeating yourself, and do it manually. • Make random noises like laughing (lots of laughing- it should be the majority of the noise you make anyway), moaning, “ppppbbbhhhhhhtttt”-ing, burping, and saying random words (only occasionally- swear words work well for this) into the microphone. • Every so often give it some time to catch up. Make sure it is done thinking by saying something simple like “butter”, and if it comes up immediately, then continue. If it isn’t then wait- if you don’t your computer and/or speech recognition may crash, regardless of how great your computer is. • When you have enough to amuse yourself (maybe one or two paragraphs), say “stop listening” and close speech recognition. Save the text file in notepad, something like “random shiz”. • Open soun
