How do priests choose oracularities for the digest?
That’s fairly easy. They select things that make them laugh. Or chuckle. Or groan, in the case of puns. If your masterpiece can’t move an overworked priest to at least a smile, but it still isn’t complete dross, it usually goes into a “maybe” folder. Some priests check their folders regularly, say, every month or so, some don’t. Some don’t keep any “maybe” folders, some keep two. Both priests and supplicants like to see some effort go into your answer. And answers like “Zot!” or “You didn’t grovel, scum!” are -extremely- unlikely to either entertain the supplicant or make a digest.