How do lumberjacks find wood at night?
Ce-dar. We just got a load of Cedar in from Washington State, and it is probably the nicest cedar we have ever gotten in during my short tenure here. People outside of the biz have no idea how had it is to get really nice wood for signmaking. Years ago, redwood was the norm, but you can pretty much forget about getting any good redwood anymore, and I am pretty sure the cedar is going to be going away soon too. Yes, we are, in fact, running out of trees. That’s why we need NASA to get its butt in gear, invent interstellar travel, find a planet that has more trees so we can invade it and steal all their trees with blue death rays or some sort of tractor-beam device. Sorry, too much coffee…
