How do I write a witty and intelligent question specifically for a Shimaru post?
First, you learn how to spell my name correctly. Second, realize that nothing you write could ever be sufficiently witty and/or intelligent enough to ask me. It’s not good to get your hopes up, kid. And, lastly, you throw yourself off of the largest bridge in your area. In the event that there is no bridge close enough to you, beating yourself to death with a frying pan will suffice. Hevn asks: Umm…can I kiss you anywhere but your ass? I’m not stopping you. I’m fair game for all of the ladies. *tumbleweed wearing a pink bow rolls by* Dandy Andy asks: Bender or Flexo? Ah yes, the very question that philosophers the world over have thought endlessly about since the beginning of time. At first they seemly oddly similar to each other, but when you get down to the nitty gritty, they couldn’t be more different. For instance, Flexo has a beard, and Bender does not. Bender is evil, and Flexo is not. Flexo had wild sex with another robot in front of Bender, and Bender did not. You could go on
