How do I make Homemade Toilet paper?
Your answer is to be prepared to do a LOT of work to save very little but here goes if you wish to do it. You will need a oven with a LOW setting a blender human hair used newspaper Elmer’s white glue bleach toothpicks well water recipe take 5 lbs of newspaper and cut it into 1 inch wide strips. Soak the paper in 2 cups of bleach for three days. Drain out the bleach and add one Lb human hair and mix in 1/4 Cup white glue and blend thoroughly. When blended add one box of toothpicks (use the flat picks, NOT the round ones) Place in a blender to the 1/2 way mark and add 1/2 cup of well water. (do NOT use city water as it has fluoride in it and can hurt your bottom) After all is mixed and blended well spread out thinly on cookie sheets and place in a 200 degree oven for 8 hours. When dry, cut into strips 4 inches wide and sew the strips together with cotton thread. You can spray with a good perfume if you wish to make your bottom smell nice. Don’t use aftershave as it smarts a little. I ha
