How do i get my pet dragon to stop breathing fire on me?
Look lady, I hate to say it but your dragon isnt about to stop breathing fire anytime soon,its my understanding that this is something that they do throughout their whole lives and they live a very very long time . So . . . if youve got a nice big yard, go clear all the brush out of it and lay down some sand, if you can go find a sunken ship somewhere ive read that dragons feel most comfortable bedding on treasure hordes, this should cut down on the fire breathing a substantial amount if this still doesnt work i suggest that you just go chill with him in the yard and eat a lot of smores . . . don’t let it incinerate your mailman but when it comes down to your mother in law . . .
