How do I get in to see a Celtic Match Broadcast at the Parlour ?
Approach the Parlour from the 86th Street entrance and be prepared to state the password “I’ve come to see the gemme”. You will then be requested to validate your credentials as a Celtic Supporter by the ceremonial passing of a green bill stating $10 for members or $15 for non members. Once admitted to the Parlour you will then be escorted to the viewing gallery where you will have a choice of watching the game on the several T.V. monitors on display or observing the various samples of New York social anthropology demonstrating behavior previously only documented in a David Attenborough BBC special. These are special events in the fabric of New York culture and are overseen by Mistress Tania, guardian of the Parlour protocol. Those who take not heed of her beware….
