How do I change the tail light bulbs on a 1997 Ford Escort Sedan and what tools are needed?
You shall need a Yeti, and the best ring binder system ever conceived by man. First you dive into the depths of the yeti’s stomach. There you shall find an enchanted chisel. This chisel can only be revoved by the ‘ chosen one’. That will be you. Secondly, take the ring binder system and throw it into the bin ( you dont acctually need it ). Thirdly, carefully destroy the 1997 Ford escort with the chisel. But leaving the headlights perfectly unharmed. Then replace the bulbs with chocolate marshmallows, put the car back together and your set for your pleasant drive to Baghadad.
