How do bees get to school?
By school buzz… How do the fish get to school? By octobus! What does a gorilla learns in school? His Ape B C’s. What does a snake learn in school? Hiss tory. Why is 2+2=5 like your left foot? It’s not right. Did you hear about the cross eyed-teacher? He couldn’t control his pupils! Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year? Student: 12! January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd… Teacher: Johnny, which month has 28 days? Student: Every month! Q. What did the glue say to the teacher? A. “I’m stuck on you.” Q. What do get when you cross one principal with another principal? A. I wouldn’t do it, principals don’t like to be crossed! Q. Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room? A. Because his keys were on the piano. Q. What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you? A. Pick them up and roll them back to her! Q. Why are school cafeteria workers cruel? A. Because they batter fish, beat eggs, and whip cream. Q. What flies around the kindergarten room at
