How did nobody notice Reggie Bushs car or O.J. Mayos flat-screen TV?
If you have to ask, you’ve never been to USC. First, Bush’s car: The campus must have the highest ratio of luxury cars-to-teenagers this side of Dubai. I’m not saying that it’s impossible to notice these things, but Impalas are easily outnumbered by M3s and 911s. Second, Mayo’s TV: Not only does the same issue of “ostentatious relativity” come into play, what about the privacy of these kids? Are coaches expected to do room inspections? These are kids. Many are teenagers. Are we really trying to make sports that invasive?
