How did KSWI Jordan lose his virginity?
It was a summer evening and she was much shorter than I and are you fucking kidding me!?! You people won’t even join a Facebook group in my honor or at least in Kristen Stewart’s want’s honor and you expect me to talk about when I first had sex! Really? Really? What the hell do I get out of this? I have said before kind words and salutations in the comments section is certainly nice, but well they don’t buy everything. I am a skeptical and cynical person by nature and I practice both at a champion’s pace. I do not easily crumble to “I think you’re really funny. Now DANCE MONKEY! And tell me embarrassing and/or personal stories!”. Come on. I mentioned this symbiotic relationship is completely out of whack. If I am the shark and you are the pilot fish, I am providing you the protection from a predator fish and I am providing you with scraps from my kills. But you are supposed to keep me clean of parasites. And I am overrun! Hmmmm… that sounds bad. I have no parasites in real life. I’m cl
