How did it feel to lose a girl to Bobcat Goldthwait?
[Sarcastic] It felt great. Would it have been better if she’d left me for Brad Pitt? That’s what my mom said to me when all that happened. It’s an interesting point, right? It’s like if someone cheats on you, would you rather it be with someone of the same sex or someone of a different sex? Would you consider Bobcat someone of a different sex? Probably. He’s someone of a different species. What was it like going out with Nicky Hilton? It was a pretty normal relationship. I mean, look, there’s a public end of it that can be annoying because people are in your business and that can be a pain in the ass, but that’s just kind of the territory. Are you single now? Yes, I am—contrary to what people may think, I really am single. How’s it going? It’s good. I’m really busy with work, but I’m dating and it’s been fun. What’s Gardener of Eden about? It’s about a kid from New Jersey who is trapped—working a dead-end job, smoking weed. He’s basically a bum. He doesn’t really fit in anywhere. He ac
