How did Dan Quayle get so Smart?
Dan Quayle, while wandering around the Pentagon, attempted to photocopy a body part with an experimental Xerox Machine. This caused Dan Quayle to become replicated five billion times, and the five billion Dan Quayles stretched Dan’s natural ignorance and good natured stupidity that the vacuum left in the original Dan Quayle’s mind was filled with the most mind-staggeringly complex knowledge imaginable. As the Five Billion Dan Quayles were all sent to Hell ™ to satisfy a deal Satan T. Lucifer Jones had made for all the Souls on Earth, there is little chance of Dan regaining his birthright stupidity.
