How did a small dog like Buffer come to be able to talk and surf the web?
• A. Buffer crash landed in my back yard one evening in a piece of space junk. I was never quite sure from the markings who launched him, but concluded he was the result of someone’s experimentation with sending animals into space. I can’t suppose how long he was up there, or what strange effects radiation, space, and even bioengineering could have on a small dog. But he emerged with a peculiar fascination for computers, and could use one with out any help, whatsoever. Further, he has learned to communicate, though most animals can, and usually don’t because there is nothing to say to people. Buffer mostly asks me questions about the computer, or the net, and occasionally to ask for a cookie.
