How come you didn have any new Movie Reviews posted between December 22, 2004 and February 18, 2005?
Because I was in the Hospital after sufferring a severe injury during the viewing of the abyssmal Zombie 5: Killing Birds. Click here to read more about it… just don’t see it! • Okay, I just read your review for Zombie 5: Killing Birds and I understand completely. So, um, how are the breast implants working out for you? Wonderfully well. I’m typing this with my nose! • Are you now, or have you ever been a Transvestite? No. But it’s not because of any sort of moral or cultural objection… I simply can’t afford women’s clothing financially or emotionally. We men have it easy, don’t we? Want jeans, hold jeans up to waist, buy jeans, wear jeans. For women, it’s all this check Land’s End, check L.L. Bean, find out what’s cute, but then GO to the Mall, go through every store that sells jeans or any denim reminiscent product. Try that on. Try something else on. Try the first one on again. Go look in mirror. Pick a few things out you have no intention of buying simply to see what these jean
