How come no one has exposed the squirrel conspiracy yet?
You are not the first to learn of the intentions of the Squirrel Cabal. Many before you have found out. Those who tried to warn the population were dealt with harshly. In some cases, people who hinted at the coming Squirrel dictatorship were punished through the forced doubling of vowels in their names. If these traitors continued to speak of the Squirrels and their plans, they were silenced by other means.
