How can Mr. Freeze be both functionally immortal and unable to survive outside of sub-zero temperatures?
• “Functionally immortal” means that you’re immortal until something that can kill you does. In other words, you can’t die of “natural causes”, but you can die of anything else that’s capable of killing you. • The Clock King has little clock hands on his glasses. How does he see properly? • A wizard did it. • What? You’ve never seen sunglasses with patterned lenses before? • No. • Clock hands, as in little striaght lines in close proximity to one’s eyes. Yeah, real hard to see past… • Christmas with the Joker: How do you gag somebody by sticking a candy cane in their mouth? *loses sleep thinking about these things* • It tastes too good to spit out. • Stick it in sideways, or too far back. • Two-face: Why do the doctor and nurse recoil so dramatically at the sight of Harvey’s scars? Didn’t they see him when he first came in, when the sight would have been much nastier? Besides, this is a freakin’ Gotham City hospital – surely they see worse on a regular basis. • Also, since when are b
