How can joining the Snow Weasel Society benefit me?
We understand that our prospective members may be lured by the high pay, the expensive high-tech gizmos, and (in the case of those who work at our main office) daily access to our spa and indoor pool. However, the Snow Weasel Society is much, much more than that. We have operatives all over the globe, ready at a moment’s notice to do our bidding. The Snow Weasel Cave here near Uranium City is the hidden hub of an international organization that will soon become the world’s major leading power. Here are but a small handful of the reasons why: We’ll own you soon enough anyway. Our current Global Domination agenda sees the world in our complete control within the next decade. The North American continent will be ours within two years. Would you rather be the ruler or the ruled? Join us now while you still can… under your own free will. We’re an active environmentalist group. Our mission statement places quite a bit of concern in our planet’s natural environment. We invest millions every
