How can I capture a wild garden gnome?
You have to understand what their weaknesses are first of all in order to capture one. They are a clever lot and they usually never Roam Alone either. The best time to do this is at dusk when they are a little sleepy and tired. Use a plate attached to a fishing line and be sure to place some milk and cookies on it. Be sure to slowly tug on the line until the Gnome is standing under your cage box trap. When he is under the trap, be sure to tug on the other line which causes the tap to swiftly fall down, hence leaving you with one stunned Gnome pondering a plate of milk and cookies. Now it’s up to you what to do with this poor bewildered creature. I’m strictly a catch and release guy myself.
