How can I become a member of the MiB, the supersecret Weenie SWAT Team?
There are two methods whereby one may join the best of the best of the best: • The potential Weenie SWAT Team operative must prove their ability to succesfully operate in a hostile, weenie-strewn environment by satisfying a strict training regime consisting of holistic meditation, training in use and analysis of modern weenie-detecting technology, mastery of the weather-oriented martial arts (both armed and unarmed) and intensive study of the art of stealth. Only the very wise, strong of heart, and pure of soul will have what it takes to survive the training regime. • Alternately, you can just narc out a friend who weenies themselves by sending email to rogers@atmos.colostate.edu. If it’s sufficiently cool, you’re in!
