How can I attract the attention of scousers in Boscombe without checking the DHSS registers?
You might try wearing a sign that says ‘CHEAP SCAG AND SPECIAL BREW’, but that would also attract the rest of the human detritus that lines Boscombe. You could try wearing a lot of jewellry and other shiny paraphenalia but that will probably have the same effect and get you killed to boot. The best method is to stand in the pedestrian precinct and shout ‘MICKEY!’ at the top of your voice a few times.
