How can becoming a cat person make me better in bed?
Cats are volatile creatures. One moment they’re curled up in your lap, purring and snuggling. The next, they’re stretched out across your dining room table, acting like you don’t exist. Cat owners learn that affection vis a vis good sex is fleeting, so we make the most of it when we get the chance. Last night, my coworker and I made out at a party while drunk. What should I say when I see him? Nothing. It was probably a mistake. Just smile coyly, go about your business and try not to trip over anything or slam into the copier on your way back to your desk. I made fun of my boyfriend’s orgasm face. He laughed, but he hasn’t wanted to have sex for the past week. What should I do to make amends? Let him gently ridicule you about something weird you do during sex, just to show you can take it as well as you can dish it out. Failing that, offering anal will probably work. My boyfriend never realizes that I’ve come. I think I make it pretty obvious. Beyond announcing it, is there anything I
