How big a diaper does it take to change a dirty mind?
• Summer’s not a season, it’s a state of mind. (1973) • Time is the currency we spend on friends. (1974) • I spent my youth like small change. (1975) • I’m so far behind that I have to look ahead to see my back. (1975) • I hope you’re having fun. If not, don’t blame me; I’m having enough for both of us. (1976) • If you ever need a square, I’ll be around. (1977) • That night we closed a chapter in a book we’ll never write. (1978) • I have so many irons in the fire, I need a golf bag to carry them all. (1988) • “Normal” people live in a reduced reality world, devoid of the opportunities that an imagination would bring them. (1991) • I have scar tissue older than you. (2001) • Everyone has emotional baggage. Hopefully you find someone with a matching set so they look good in the baggage carousel when you travel together. (2001) • Old Age: When Mother Nature makes everything stiff but the one thing you want. (2003) • If you don’t know the language, you can’t read the handwriting on the wal
