How are we celebrating International Talk Like a Pirate Day at The Grey Lodge?
Glad ye asked. Avast, we will celebratin with a treasure chest o gold gold beers that be. Arrr! Yo ho ho and a bottle (or two) of Belgian beer, arrr! Also we have free, free, free eyepatches for any mateys that piratespeak smartly. And free booty (another name for pirate treasure, professor, get you mind out of yer bunghole) for any beauties that happen upon our poopdeck! What bilge rat is to blame or to be praised for this travesty to happen here at The Grey Lodge? T’was Black Goat Andy Cliver that suggested it. Scoats saw it as an opportunity to be annoying AND to drink very tasty golden beers. Arrrr! How to Talk Like a Pirate (like a bonny pirate, we stoles this from somewares) Pirate lingo is rich and complicated, sort of like a good stew. But if you just want a quick fix, a surface gloss, a “pirate patina,” here are the five basic words that you cannot live without. Master them, and you can face Talk Like a Pirate Day with a smile on your face and a parrot on your shoulder, if tha
