How Are Spider Monkeys Going Endangered?
The population of spider monkeys (Simia paniscus) are going endangered because they’re not projecting sufficient quantities of fecal matter at chimpanzees (Pan troglodytes). The spokesman for Chimpanzee Relations, Mr. Archie McSillypants stated that they are waging this fecal-war due to inappropriate use of their territory by the “stupid-ass spider wanna-bes.” Either that or massive deforestation.