Holy Shit, Do I Like Mike Huckabee?
Okay, this is a weird one, but I respect Mike Huckabee. Some of my friends are really going to question me on this. After all, Huckabee once said he wanted to quarantine AIDS patients, that he thinks homosexuals are sinners, and believes in Creationism, which is like believing The Lord of the Rings is a valid historical document. Having said all that, at least Huckabee can see the forest for the trees occasionally. During an earlier Republican debate when the nominees were discussing an economic stimulus package, Huck suggested building a highway along the eastern seaboard that would improve the country’s infrastructure and create more jobs than if we all get six hundred bucks to go shopping. I was so surprised I nearly had a stroke. Was that a Republican suggesting a massive public works project? Did a bear just NOT take a shit in the woods? Did the Pope come out of the Vatican with just a regular, everyday hat? Yes, Huck was a Baptist minister but before that he was just a dirt poor
