Hey, kid, ever dance with the devil by the pale moon light?
Uh… no I haven’t? I hear he’s more into the Boot Scoot and the Tush Push and other more Twangy Dances… Not so much my speed. • Hey, man! I’m an aspiring Identity Thief and I was wondering if I could get your Social Security Number! Hmm, okay, uh, let’s see… it’s 078-05-1120! Sound good? • ALL CHARACTERS AND EVENTS IN THIS SHOW… EVEN THOSE BASED ON REAL PEOPLE… ARE ENTIRELY FICTIONAL. ALL CELEBRITY VOICES ARE IMPERSONATED… POORLY. THE FOLLOWING PROGRAM CONTAINS COARSE LANGUAGE AND DUE TO ITS CONTENT IT SHOULD NOT BE VIEWED BY ANYONE! Uh… Oh my! • There is no Question 111! • Hey, did you graduate Cyndi Cums Loudly from College? It’s actually “Summa Cum Laude”, and… no, no I didn’t. And stop asking about my relationship with Cyndi! That’s private and ancient history! • In your review for Falling Angel you state that there are inconsistencies in the novel only detectable to Voudouns, Satanists or Geeks. However, there’d be no way for you to know they were inconsistent unles
