Has Anyone Seen Matthew McConaughey’s Flip Flop?
Seriously. He needs it back. We all know how expensive a pair of flip flops can be. Matthew was recently spotted in San Juan Del Sur, a town in Nicaragua getting his drink on, and his dance on, AND his crazy on. In between surfing Matthew partook in drinking, taking ‘a nap’ in a ditch, being helped out of the bar after a night of dancing, and losing his footwear. Meanwhile, I’m sure his pregnant girlfriend was sitting at home knitting baby clothes. Ironically Matthew’s next film is called Surfer Dude. The plot line according to IMDB is ‘A wave twisting tale of a soul searching surfer experiencing an existential crisis.’ I wonder if this crisis is about losing one’s left flip flop. In closing, I’d like to share a helpful tip for people out there reading. Do NOT mess with the Matthew or he will sic his Malibu surfer gang on you. Extreme Baldwin Actor, Reality Star, and Born-again Christian, Stephen Baldwin has been spotted in Austin (at the Starbucks downtown according to the Austin Star
