Has any music been sung about FlashMob I?
Of course! Professor Pete Wells entertained us with the following lyrics: MONSTER FLASH I was working in the gym late last night When my eyes beheld an eerie sight For the monsters from their slabs began to rise And suddenly to my surprise They did the flash They did the Linpack dash The FlashMob flash It was a Foundry smash They did the flash It caught on even in Nash They spent the cash They scratched the FlashMob rash From my laboratory on the Harney five To the master boxroom where the hubcaps thrive The nerds all came from their humble abodes To get a jolt for their electrodes They did the flash They dumped the Gflop stash They’d turn to ash Or feel the Cody’s lash The zombies were having fun The cable had just been run The guests included Amdahl, Bell and Markoff –John The cluster was rockin’, Alex was digging the bounds Igor at gates, backed by a hundred E-Loans The gamin’-LANners were about to dig in With their network group, “The Gigabit Ten” They played the fash They played
