Everybody keeps going on and on about world peace, but what about world Pete?
Excellent question. You see, while world Peace is a noble ideal, world Pete is even better. With world Pete, everything and everyone would be funny all the time. Funerals would be an occasion for laughter. Presidents would get elected for their pratfalls, and the only bombs dropped would be bad jokes at nightclubs. Also, those without a sense of humor would be forced to get an immediate funny bone transplant. You see, I have a dream, a rather silly dream, that one day…
