Ever since I became a raver, Ive lost control of my bladder. Why is that?
As we all know, the mentality of a Raver is that of a newborn child (sorry to insult any of you newborns out there, but we had to compare ravers to SOMETHING). All newborns have no control of their bladders. So we suggest picking up a pack of Pampers while yer at the store next time. Also, buy some “Gerber ‘Peaches ‘n Cream'” baby food… we’re pretty sure it’ll be right up your alley.