Doesn it get boring being a stuffed animal and sitting around all day?
A.: No way! When we stay home there’s about a thousand channels to watch on TV, and most of the programs are aimed specially at us guys with rubber brains, so we have a great time! We scoot around and get into things all day long, but we gotta be reel careful to put things back the way they were when the reel people left for work. Some days one of us gets to go to work and earn a penny a day for watching that no bad guys steel the car. That’s also cool cuz we get to get out and see what’s going on around town. Some of us also get to go on vacation, but jest 4 at a time so the car don’t get too crowded. One time the big boss hound “Hiram” got to go into New York City and he rode on a bus, then a subway, then a nother subway, then he got to sneek across the Brooklyn Bridge hiding in a paper bag, and got his picture took by a guy from Japan. We also took this pitcher with our camera. I think the guy was gonna give us a copy of his pitcher, so the next time we go there we’ll have to look a
