Does the US need a travel advisory????
Beer warning – Austrian beers are far inferior to German beers! Czech alert – They love Americans so much you’ll wind up giving away items of your clothing to people who admire them. Keep the pants, at least! Those bohemians believe in strip drinking! Drama alert – See many domestic arguements carried on in extremis in restaurants in Italy. They don’t need soap operas. They star in their own. Fishing alert – When Austrian fishermen invite you to fish what that means is they invite their friends and follow you and watch you fish! Talk about pressure! Fortunately Austrian trout are easy, never having seen American flies before – pushovers. Whew! We had a big fish fry that night!
