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If you need more evidence that cops are not good drivers, enroll yourself in this well-known traffic-safety program. If you survive, youll be fully qualified to drive like a cop. Through rigorous training, it will become second nature to drive recklessly, exceed the speed limit gratuitously, tailgate, park in locations that are guaranteed to create traffic jams, crash into stationary objects, and engage in exciting high-speed pursuits of non-violent offenders (while simultaneously endangering- and perhaps even killing- innocent members of the public). Among other benefits of this fine program are these– your insurance premiums will never go up, no matter how many accidents you cause; other cops will never ticket you, no matter how recklessly you drive; and perhaps best of all, you can stop pretty women, and threaten them with jail unless they have sex with you. ABOVE: Another gem from Maryland Speedster. Sometimes youve got to feel sorry for the cops. Just think of the honorable tasks
