Does Shlebeda practice for st. pattys day?
Shlebeda is in constant training for st. patty’s day. In fact, on a San Francisco EMT’s report, you can read Shlebeda’s surprisingly lucid explanation, given during an ambulance ride one early morning in November, as to how it came to be that the police had to call for an ambulance after responding to a call from an elderly lady who called the cops after waking up to some guy loudly knocking on her door, while bleeding out of a sizeable gash in the side of his head, insisting that it was HIS house, and who couldn’t understand why his roommates weren’t answering the door for him. Shlebeda’s explanation was exactly that: “i’m practicing for st. patty’s day!” He’s still got the medical instruments he shoved in his pockets just before he escaped the cops, who were waiting for him in the lobby to take him to the drunk tank.
