Does She Suffer From a Rare Psychological Disorder?
If there’s a rehab center for an addiction to having your picture taken, Britney needs an intervention and a reservation. She and Lindsay Lohan can be roommates. If you’re a celebrity and you have an addiction to being mobbed by the paparazzi where do you go? The Ivy, of course, but if you’re still learning to eat with utensils, you go to any Starbucks in the greater Los Angeles area. The cameras will follow. There’s been much written on this disorder but no one’s yet to give it a name. I didn’t quite graduate from medicology school, but I’ll give it a whack: Skitzorazzi Disintegrative Mixed-Receptive Narcisssistic Look-at-Me Syndrome. n. The condition of needing attention from the paparazzi. It affects mainly has-been celebrities who haven’t really done anything meaningful with their careers in 18 months, particularly women under 30. Someone suffering from this condition will have episodes where the intense necessity to have their picture taken and be harassed by people with cameras w
