Does Muncie need a canine unit?
Henry Stahl from Muncie, Ind., has been charged for the second time in seven months with stealing his victims’ false teeth right out of their mouths. Stahl — a tavern owner and onetime candidate for sheriff — allegedly tried to yank the choppers from a man sitting on a motorcycle. Stahl grabbed the man’s head and jammed his thumb into the cyclist’s mouth, police say. Stahl allegedly pulled out a partial dental plate and broke three natural teeth. The other time, Stahl was fighting in an alley. After putting a man in a headlock, police said, he pulled out the man’s dentures and walked away saying, “You ain’t getting these back.” A trillion here, a trillion there … A Miami man was charged with trying to trick the federal government into paying him more than $14 trillion. Marlon “X-Large” Moore, who spent six years in prison for a money laundering scheme, apparently used the downtime to concoct his “brilliant” scheme, the Miami New Times reports. He’s also accused of preparing and submi
