Does Jesus support a “strike first” policy?
(Obamagramma) “While technically Jesus supports a ‘turn the other cheek’ policy, this policy is superseded by a ‘blow stuff up and ask questions later’ policy during times of Armageddon. Technical requirements for declaring Armageddon are complicated, but some good rules of thumb are: terrorism = Armageddon, communism = Armageddon, high gas prices = Armageddon.
