DOES FASTER-THAN-LIGHT TRAVEL INVOLVE GOING BACK IN TIME?
According to Star Trek, if you go faster than light, it looks like a bunch of rainbows, but according to Babylon 5, if you go faster than light, it looks like you’re going into an infinitely long ice-cream cone. The truth is, when you go faster than light, it looks like creamed corn, and smells like bacon.