Does Barack Obama Hate Tanning Salons?
People who go to Tanning Salons are poor white trash, according to some dingbat website we’ve never encountered before just now. Elitists say the tanning craze was briefly “in” with the wealthy people in like 1958 and again in spring of 1992, but that was all, ever, and throughout history having a “suntan” just meant you spent all your time outside doing hard labor. “There is no easier way to tell that someone is white trash than by whether he or she has a tan,” some self-proclaimed Beauty Expert told this website. What other ways do poor, bitter people broadcast their socio-economic status to their Elitist Betters? The answers might surprise you!Okay, they will not surprise you. But let’s keep track, anyway, so we have a ready-made list of “demographics” Hillary will next be claiming as her own. Lower class white people used to look just like any white people — except, perhaps, the Rockefellers and Morgans, with the top hats and monocles. That was when everyone owned at least one dece
