Does anyone know any simple fish jokes?
Catch and Release – A conservation motion that happens most often right before the local Fish and Game officer pulls over a boat that has caught over it’s limit. Hook – (1) A curved piece of metal used to catch fish. (2) A clever advertisement to entice a fisherman to spend his live savings on a new rod and reel. (3) The punch administered by said fisherman’s wife after he spends their life savings (see also, Right Hook, Left Hook). Line – Something you give your coworkers when they ask on Monday how your fishing went the past weekend. Lure – An object that is semi-enticing to fish, but will drive an angler into such a frenzy that he will charge his credit card to the limit before exiting the tackle shop. Reel – A weighted object that causes a rod to sink quickly when dropped overboard. Rod – An attractively painted length of fiberglass that keeps an angler from ever getting too close to a fish. School – A grouping in which fish are taught to avoid your $29.99 lures and hold out for sp
