Does anyone know any jokes to do with South Africa?
You know you are in S.A. When…. You know you’re in South Africa when/if…WARNING : The following is a somewhat cynical look at the new South Africa. Fervent patriots beware… – The bank checks your great grandparents’ credit record before granting you a credit card. – The bank issues you a credit card with a limit that you can’t even buy a plane ticket with. – Your cheque takes 14 days to clear. – You see these intestine-stuffed-with-meat packs on the shelves of supermarkets commonly known as Borewors. And when you take them out of the pack, they’re so long that it can be laid along the Great Wall of China. Or you see people using it to tow their cars. – You see it says non-South African Burger in some of ID books. (Just in case you don’t know Afrikaans, Nie SA Burger = Non SA Citizen). – People talk about robots when they really mean traffic lights. – The telephone company of South Africa overcharges you without you realising it. – You dial a toll-free number and nobody answers th
