Does anyone know any good jokes (dirty or clean)?
A man arrives home one evening and found his wife in bed with another man. The husband grabbed the offending man by his pecker and dragged him to the garage. After putting his private parts into a vice and removing the key so it couldn’t be loosened he walked over to the bench and took a saw off the hanger. The naked offender said, “My god you are not going to cut it off?” The husband handed him the saw and replied, “Oh no sir, But I think you will. I am going to set fire to the garage and leave. What you do next is your decision! X A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, “If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you.” The hippie of course says that he’d love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday ev
