Does anyone know any good Chuck Norris jokes?
When Chuck Norris does push-ups he doesn’t actually push himself up. He pushes the Earth down. Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane by pointing his finger at it and shouting “BANG!”. Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about. When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. “Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once, he’ll roundhouse kick you in the face.” Q: Who would win in a fight? Chuck Norris or God. A: Trick question. Chuck Norris IS God. They tried to put Chuck Norris’ face on Mount Rushmoor, but the granite wasn’t thick enough for his chin. “And on the seventh day, God created Chuck Norris. And The Lord saw Chuck Norris.
