Does anyone know any blonde jokes that have no rudeness?
A Blonde was sent on her way to Heaven. Upon her arrival, a concerned St Peter met her at the Pearly Gates. ‘I’m sorry,’ St Peter said; ‘But Heaven is suffering from an overload of goodly souls and we have been forced to put up an Entrance Exam for new arrivals to ease the burden of Heavenly Arrivals.’ ‘That’s cool’ said the blonde, ‘What does the Entrance Exam consist of? ‘Just three questions’ said St Peter. ‘Which are?’ asked the blonde. ‘The first,’ said St Peter, ‘is, which two days of the week start with the letter ‘T’ ‘? The second is ‘How many seconds are there in a year?’ The third is ‘What was the name of the swagman in Waltzing Matilda?’ Now,’ said St Peter, ‘Go away and think about those questions and when I call upon you, I shall expect you to have those answers for me.’ So the blonde went away and gave those three questions some considerable thought (I expect you to do the same). The following morning, St Peter called upon the blonde and asked if she had considered the qu
